Fact-Checking Jen's Common Yaps.

Jen was abused as a child.

Obviously. Next question.

Jen was raped multiple times.

Obviously. Why would she make that up?

Jen's ancestors came over on the Mayflower.

Yes! Technically she is descended from the Captain of the Mayflower, Governor William Bradford. And a few others who signed the Mayflower Compact. If you're curious, ask for her family tree and she'll happily provide it.

Jen and Taylor Swift are Cousins

Yes! Technically 17th cousins through their shared Mayflower ancestors. But that literally means nothing. She just likes an excuse to bring up Taylor Swift in conversation.

Jen is a MENSA level genius.

This was a bluff. But really not that far off. Her IQ ranked in the top percentile for others her age. But IQ is not an accurate measure of intelligence and is highly biased toward white men. It is the BMI of human intelligence.

But she is a genius and you don't need any more proof of that than she has shown you. She just expresses her intelligence in unconventional ways from the traditional mathematicians and tech bros.

Jen works for Tucker Carlson

Patently false. This is Jen's favorite "bit" when she is in "drunk menace" mode. She makes up a lie and let's the poor stranger sitting at the bar next to her react. She will "yes and" everything until she gets a free drink. Once she is in menace mode, it's best to let it run its course.